sassy fabulous elf
Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.
Anonymous

jackballs:

flamingno:

jackballs:

I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass

it was a challenge

probablyonfire:

I don’t think enough people understand that this is a reference to the fact that semen glows under UV light

awwww-cute:

They see me rollin’

awwww-cute:

They see me rollin’

because-i-have-us:

renirabbit:

yougotkronwalled:

burrayeksa:

Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be. 

All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one: image

this made me want to watch hockey

that gif above me. is my home team. 

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

image

awwww-cute:

Golden/Husky hybrids: like someone crossbred a puppy with a gently toasted marshmallow

awwww-cute:

Golden/Husky hybrids: like someone crossbred a puppy with a gently toasted marshmallow

fer1972:

3D Paper Patterns by Maud Vantours

crazysience:

Me before social events

For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over again.
F. Scott Fitzgerald  (via justalittleasier)

joshtgong:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

if you don’t eat ass but yo girl tell you she wanna try it what do you do

Break out the sriracha sauce and devour that shit

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

fehker:

this is one of the most beautiful things i have ever read

fehker:

this is one of the most beautiful things i have ever read