I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass
it was a challenge
I don’t think enough people understand that this is a reference to the fact that semen glows under UV light
They see me rollin’
Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be.
All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one:
this made me want to watch hockey
that gif above me. is my home team.
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
*purposely drop something in front of my crush*
Golden/Husky hybrids: like someone crossbred a puppy with a gently toasted marshmallow
Me before social events
|—||F. Scott Fitzgerald (via justalittleasier)|
if you don’t eat ass but yo girl tell you she wanna try it what do you do
Break out the sriracha sauce and devour that shit
I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY
this is one of the most beautiful things i have ever read